"If only i had checked myself"
— guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)
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# mass effect


officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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gunpowderandspark:

I co-ran forums for about a month until the server was literally struck by lightning The All Mighty Himself doesn’t want my comic pull list discussions to circulate they are that bad they are awful.

The All Mighty Himself refuses to put up with a game were a few pitiful mortals pretend to be Gods

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afirethatwillneverburn:

masterofbirds:

kengoa:

tatiletotesamaze:

wiwaxiasunglasses:

askmace:

crezelle:

yamibree:

The Infamous Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

The Obsessive White Establishment

Behold! The Well Educated Black Man

The Obnoxious Buzzkill. It’s me.

I’m: Egads! It’s the Coke Fiend!
Just for fun I did Rochester as well:
Excuse me, America, it is I: The Customer.

Fuck you, I’m the Tumblr Critic.

Bow to Me! I am the Car Alarm!

Fear Me! I’m the Vegan Preacher!

The Undead Customer

afirethatwillneverburn:

masterofbirds:

kengoa:

tatiletotesamaze:

wiwaxiasunglasses:

askmace:

crezelle:

yamibree:

The Infamous Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

The Obsessive White Establishment

Behold! The Well Educated Black Man

The Obnoxious Buzzkill. It’s me.

I’m: Egads! It’s the Coke Fiend!

Just for fun I did Rochester as well:

Excuse me, America, it is I: The Customer.

Fuck you, I’m the Tumblr Critic.

Bow to Me! I am the Car Alarm!

Fear Me! I’m the Vegan Preacher!

The Undead Customer

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gunpowderandspark:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

The new Cold War.

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# star wars # fuck


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