Ninjastar Roulette

vulcany: I couldn’t just leave you there looking all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:39 -0700

I couldn’t just leave you there looking all pathetic.

#do you ever think about how the fate of the federation hinged on this moment #on the fact that bones couldn’t leave jim behind #well you should

Theres someone on tumblr who i’ve talked to a few time and i really want to be friends with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:08 -0700

Theres someone on tumblr who i’ve talked to a few time and i really want to be friends with but i don’t know how

those of you who saw the tag were probably expecting an existential crisis like what normally goes in this tag

Invade my privacy please

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:00 -0700

1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasize about
155: Any question you'd like?

indigo-ink: Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:24 -0700

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:43 -0700

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

I was just quoting Lord of the Rings at myself and ended up saying “And out of context a red...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:00 -0700

I was just quoting Lord of the Rings at myself and ended up saying

“And out of context a red sword leaped flaming.” instead of “And out of darkness a red sword leaped flaming.”

malikmydck: malikmydck: me and my friends hanging out :) the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:36:15 -0700

malikmydck:

malikmydck:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:26:54 -0700

Tangerine and pink. :)

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:26:00 -0700

Thank you Jo!

miss-clucky: lawrencetheshark: phrux: BEST COSPLAY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:57:10 -0700

miss-clucky:

lawrencetheshark:

phrux:

BEST COSPLAY EVER

that’s Lindsey Stirling. She’s playing around in the costume she wore in the video for her Zelda medley. The fact that tumblr is not more in love with this woman surprises the fuck out of me

she has the awesome music uwu

If you ever think you’re really bad at writing just remember that it took Bilbo over 17 years...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:53:00 -0700

If you ever think you’re really bad at writing just remember that it took Bilbo over 17 years to writeThere and Back Again

pink. and tangerine I would imagine. yes.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:42:00 -0700

Thank you Amanda

Color My Inbox

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:55 -0700

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

narfcesca: animalsasleaders: Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:19 -0700

narfcesca:

animalsasleaders:

Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings

Out of context quote from The Fellowship of the Ring “Well you put your foot in it, or should...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:00 -0700

Out of context quote from The Fellowship of the Ring

“Well you put your foot in it, or should I say your finger.”

slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:54:42 -0700

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:31:31 -0700

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

fuckyeahdisneysongs: 60 favourite Disney songs(#4) Be Prepared...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:28:02 -0700

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

60 favourite Disney songs
(#4) Be Prepared - The Lion King

“So prepare for a coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply why I’ll be king undisputed, respected, saluted and seen for the wonder that I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!”

metasepiapfefferi: My crappy rendering of this thing in paint...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:24:46 -0700

metasepiapfefferi:

My crappy rendering of this thing in paint ~~because i’m too cheap to get a real drawing program~~

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:12:10 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]