billyrandomnerd replied to your post: I was just looking at information about my Macy’s…

the camera zooms out and descends while a evil laugh increases in volume. an underground fortress is revealed, built within the earth’s core with fire and blood. the laughter stops, the great beast smiles. at last, the macy’s satan is content.

Maybe I should have seen this coming

They did have me sign the employment contract in blood afterall

Mwahaha

RACHEL DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A HASH BROWN IS 

WHAT THE FUCK

• 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? 
  Yes 
• 2.When did your last hug take place?
  Saturday 
• 3.Are you a jealous person?
  Sometimes 
• 4.Are you tired right now?
  A little 
• 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  No 
• 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  No 
• 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  Not quite 
• 8.Do you cry easily?
  No 
• 9.What should you be doing right now?
  Probably working on a project 
• 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  No 
• 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  Yes 
• 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  No 
• 13.Do you believe in love?
  Yes 
• 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  Ȟ̔ͦ͐ͧ͏̴̟̗̬̲͉͈̼͍̖͓̲͘͝͡Ü̧̙̯̜̺̖̘̝͉̥͖̞̙̬̦̤ͪͮ͛̏͐̎ͥ̓̑̑͑͛̌͘͟͠ͅͅM̡͈̱̩̲̤̗̬͕͔̜̦͚̙̆̊̃̋́̕A̦͔͓͖̪͔͍̫̠͇͍͉̼̹͖̯̔ͬ̅͂́͡ͅÑ̴̷̤̲̦̼̫̙̭̱̟̮̙͕͙͉̒́̽̂ͤͨͨ͊̇ͣ̋̌̔̉̿͟ ̠͙̪̫̅̔̿̍̇ͦͩͭ̎̎̎̓ͨͫͣͥͮ̀͠͞S̸̢̨̨͖̻̳͇͇̩͔̪͓ͬͧ̑̾̐ͫ͋ͮ̆͋ͤ̍ͯ͗ͮ̚̕U͊ͩ̎̆ͥ̓͊͌ͨ̓ͤͭ̓ͥ̀̉͟͟͏̷̝͙͉̣̫̺̬̥̟̳̺͇̜̭͔̼ͅF̡̱͉͇̼̥̖͖̯̙͍͕̺͓͎̰̘͔͐ͤ̌͒ͦ̐̍ͩ̅͌̈́ͩ̏́ͅF̸̶̷̸̢̤̟͉͕̭͕̰͕̪̗̻̯̟̑̉̐͗͋̽͆̂̄͗̂̏ͨ̐̎Ẽ̉͌̽ͮ̑͋͛ͤͪ̍̿͛̒̍͡͏̨̯̠͎͚̣̻͕̭̘̰̲̭̰̹͟͜R͌͂̽̒ͤͥ̈͂ͭ̽ͦ̈ͨ̈́ͮ̓͆͞҉͚̰͇̗̺̖͔̻̱̪̘͉̳̬̞Į̸̯̳̪̳̤̯̘̬̤̗̞̩ͧ͆̈́̓͛̆̈͐̈͛͐ͣ̌̉͛͐͠ͅN̸̹̬͚͚͓͔̩̯̞̫̟̱ͪ̆ͮ̎̆͠͝͡G͑̃̏̈͐͗̔̌̚͢͏͈̞̮͖ͅ 
• 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  In person? Outside my family, Red. On the internet either Em or Rachel, whichever ones message I just received.  
• 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  Yes 
• 17.Will you get married?
  Probably 
• 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  A few minutes ago. Probably when I saw the picture of Garrus Em sent me 
• 19.Does anyone like you?
  Yes 
• 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  Its not so secret 
• 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  Red 
• 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  Red and/or Sammy 
• 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  My project 
• 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  Summer 
• 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  Platonically 
• 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  What ex 
• 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  No 
• 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  Yes 
• 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
   6-7. About 5 of which live in the Internet
• 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  No 
• 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  what ex 
• 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  Tortilla soup 
• 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  My brother I think 
• 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  3:30, because I was watching Return of the King 
• 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  Nah, I like Seattle 
• 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  My Bf and one of the people at the dinner theater we were at 
• 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  Yes 
• 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  I don’t know 
• 39.Three names you go by..
  Doug, Douglas, Goha 
• 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  No 
• 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  Stardust 
• 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  No 
• 43.What’s your current problem?
  Things 
• 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  Yes 
• 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  Depends on the people involved, if they both think they can handle it, go for it.
• 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  Two 
• 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
  Yes 

billyrandomnerd replied to your post: 26 27 54

i called you a handsome stallion for nothing

WHOOPS

26. What color is the shirt you’re wearing?
Green
27. Do people ever call you by your last name?
One or two people, rarely
54. Did you get any compliments today?
Not today, but yesterday someone said that my shirt made them want to sit on my and eat fried chicken
I guess that was a compliment? 

billyrandomnerd replied to your post: blow-jobs yay or nay

there are actually people who respond nay to this question

HEATHENS

yay

idk