billyrandomnerd replied to your post: I was just looking at information about my Macy’s…

the camera zooms out and descends while a evil laugh increases in volume. an underground fortress is revealed, built within the earth’s core with fire and blood. the laughter stops, the great beast smiles. at last, the macy’s satan is content.

Maybe I should have seen this coming

They did have me sign the employment contract in blood afterall

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  • Rachel: an upside down heart looks like a butt
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billyrandomnerd said:
i hate you so much  

Mwahaha

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RACHEL DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A HASH BROWN IS 

WHAT THE FUCK

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billyrandomnerd said:
ALL OF THEM  
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billyrandomnerd replied to your post: 26 27 54

i called you a handsome stallion for nothing

WHOOPS

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billyrandomnerd said:
26 27 54  

26. What color is the shirt you’re wearing?
Green
27. Do people ever call you by your last name?
One or two people, rarely
54. Did you get any compliments today?
Not today, but yesterday someone said that my shirt made them want to sit on my and eat fried chicken
I guess that was a compliment? 

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billyrandomnerd replied to your post: blow-jobs yay or nay

there are actually people who respond nay to this question

HEATHENS

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billyrandomnerd said:
blow-jobs yay or nay  

yay

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billyrandomnerd said:
slow or fast  

idk

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